The Commonwealth of South Illia is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Dog population. The hard-working population of 6.699 billion South Illians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The South Illian economy, worth 297 trillion Platinums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 44,379 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Illia's national animal is the Dog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

South Illia is ranked 151,162^nd in the world and 4^th in Project Chaos for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 36,302.1 Standard Monetary Units.