The Queendom of Upper Siretika is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Siretika-no Hase with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 17.714 billion Siretikakave are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roeso. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Upper Siretikan economy, worth a remarkable 2,454 trillion peris a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 138,560 peris, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Upper Siretikan Liberator", and bleach is the nation's most common pesticide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Upper Siretika's national animal is the zwilnik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Way.

Upper Siretika is ranked 270,997^th in the world and 26^th in Rireinu for Safest, scoring 9.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.