The Great Reich of Ahnedelle is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Führer Adalbert Dagmare with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.221 billion Poles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsedelle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth a remarkable 5,833 trillion Ahnedelle Dolars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 288,465 Ahnedelle Dolars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,381,742 per year while the poor average 35,240, a ratio of 39.2 to 1.

Both criminals and civilians are DOA, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and maximum security Polish subway stations inspire prison systems around the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ahnedelle's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Ahnedelle is ranked 35,761^st in the world and 2^nd in Poland for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,063.65 on the Gilded Widget Scale.