The State of Snazzy One is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 13.863 billion Snazzy Oneans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Snazzy Onean economy, worth 93.0 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 6,711 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snazzy One's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Snazzy One is ranked 97,554^th in the world and 1^st in Plague for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 245.61 on the Clooney Contribution Index.