The State of Cero Null One is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.152 billion Cero Null Oneans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The very strong Cero Null Onean economy, worth 770 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 47,707 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 324,354 per year while the poor average 2,563, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Cero Null One has designated Capital Heights as its capital city and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Cero Null One in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cero Null One's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cero Null One is ranked 125,274^th in the world and 5^th in Pitcairn Island for Most Primitive, scoring -38.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.