The Returned Refugees of Kashmiri Pandits is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Shambhav Kaul with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.337 billion Kashmiris have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Srinagar. The average income tax rate is 47.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kashmiri economy, worth a remarkable 1,386 trillion naishkas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 189,036 naishkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and an extra-long museum is being built to house the old border wall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kashmiri Pandits's national animal is the Ladakhi cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kashmir Shaivism.

Kashmiri Pandits is ranked 28,051^st in the world and 3^rd in Pecan Sandies for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 961.27 on the Clooney Contribution Index.