The Imperial Union of States of Oneid1 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tomas Lovekost with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.814 billion Oneidians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shanghai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Oneid1ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,526 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 370,812 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,205,083 per year while the poor average 7,010, a ratio of 457 to 1.

Being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, Oneid1 is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Oneid1's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Empty Gods.

Oneid1 is ranked 448^th in the world and 1^st in Oneid for Most Patriotic, with 141.2 flags saluted per person per day.