The Allied States of Jo Dolin is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jaron Asher with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.741 billion Jodii enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farnsworth. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jo Dolinian economy, worth 288 trillion Curas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,157 Curas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

City budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, Jaron Asher is rumored to have teleportation powers, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jo Dolin's national animal is the piranha, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Jo Dolinian State Church.

Jo Dolin is ranked 60,996^th in the world and 3^rd in Yet Another Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.66 law-abiding acts per hour.