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ND anniversary day after tomorrow !
Gracious ! Well-spotted ! That will be 15 years.
In honour of our anniversary here are excerpts from the official history
000 Nudist Dreamland. Our founder was dead. The raiders came. The raiders were evil children in dark bedrooms. They banished us from our native land. We escaped in make-shift rafts. Many drowned and were eaten by sharks.
The grannies wailed. "We're all doomed to be shark poo!"
"Do not despair," said a gay parrot. "I will fly in search of dry land."
We honour the gay parrot who found our land of dreams. The rafts struggled against attacks from hungry sharks. The survivors reached shore at the Beach of New Hope. "We must build a temple to give thanks," said a wise elder. And it came to pass and was called Tommy's Casino and Lounge. Thus we became a pious people and learned to dance wildly on the dunes after midnight.
Information Technology: First: Nelvana iii top 0.2%. Second: 
Yannia top 0.5%. Third: 
Pabloh top 0.9% … Middle: 
The Undead Sailor bottom 46% … Last: 
Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0% (54th from bottom in world)
In Nuditica, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
In 
Gay Catholic, counsellors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
In 
Drunken Taxicabs, prudishness is on the way out.
Yannia, Pencil Sharpeners, and Pabloh
Who's oldest in ND ? The Founder, perhaps ?
Oldest by length of time in the region? The Founder is ranked #1 for residency.
Oldest by length of time in NS? I think that would be Yannia.
♩ Happy birthday to us ♩
Secularism: First: Nelvana iii top 0.008% (24th in world). Second: Yannia top 0.2%. Third: 
Icarianna top 0.5% … Middle: Tubercular Sky top 12% … Last: 
The Choir Boy bottom 0%
In 
The Nude Beach, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
In Gymnosia, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
In Pencil Sharpeners, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
Do you remember these nations? Actaartemregulus, Adam and Adam, Atrineas, Awww Shucky Ducky, Free Bradley Manning, Galom Dieus, Gaydom, Hey2121, Japanese Boys, Karma Sultra, Nation of freedom NOF, Nomadic Queers, Oscar Wilde Land, Pacificstania, Plague Potion No 9, Rainbowmountain, S-O, Slewyk, The of, The Onionheads, Thomas Bahama, Tommy Bahama, Uterus Prime, Whimsicalness …
I remember every one. With pinpoint sharpness. Is that sad? Is it time for me to do something else with my life ?
In the real-life world it is Thanksgiving weekend in Canada - « L'Action de grâce ».
Residency: First: Nudist Dreamland top 0.2%. Second: 
Test Icicle top 0.3%. Third: 
Friends of Dorothy top 0.3% … Middle: Pabloh top 16% … Last: Koupachoulouk bottom 0%
In Hapetallana, shooting someone has never been safer.
In Nuditica, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season.
In The Nude Beach, putting a moustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.
Wadelhelpia and Pabloh
Thanksgiving in British North America must be so charming. My thoughts are with all Canadians, specially with my friends in Nouvelle Écosse.
And happy birthday to us too. What a rite of passage !
15 means you can join the grown-ups table for espressos.
15 years. ND is Quinceanera.
15, The age Roman youths changed to the toga virilis, the coming of age attire.
Average Income: First: Grave raven top 0.3%. Second: Nelvana iii top 0.4%. Third: Yannia 0.5% … Middle: Quesan top 37% …
Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0% (LAST in the world)
In Nuditica, cars have been banned.
In 
TranSexy, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
In The Nude Beach, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
Yannia, Pencil Sharpeners, TranSexy, and Skyclad
Tuesday is Trivia Showdown Night at Tommy’s Bar
Here is your bonus question for a free milk and honey.
Can elephants jump?
a) No one knows, not even Prof Von Stápël or Pope Frankie (nor, may I add, do they seem to care)
b) Yes
c) No
Tell Sal. She’ll look it up.
Get to Tommy’s NOW !!!
What do I know about elephants? They are the largest animal on dry land and also (have you heard this one?), an elephant never forgets.
Can elephants jump? Donald Trump of Florida, USA says elephants can jump over woke libtard donkeys any day of the week, so that’s probably a ‘no’.
Sadly, I’m not allowed to guess because I might have insider information, whatever that is.
The correct answer is
a) No one knows, not even Prof Von Stápël or Pope Frankie (nor, may I add, do they seem to care)
No, elephants can't jump. Their weight and hind leg physiollogy don't let them.
Prof Von Stápël was more concerned about my black panther tighs.
You are right. Elephants can’t jump, and thank you for giving the reason. That’s a large milk and honey for 
Dancing Dragons, please barman cutie, topped to the brim with your finest champagne.
You're too kind, as usual...
Speaking of jumping elephants, King Manuel I of Portugal sent the Pope a rhinocerous.
He liked to gloat. He wrote a letter to Queen Isabel of Spain saying "Your Majesty will be pleased to learn that we have reached India."
He is more interested in their contents, but as a man of knowledge, he knows not to ask directly.
Too bad...with the Professor's brains and my looks...
Nevermind. We never really did the split between Faith and Science in DD so Pope Frankie and Prof von Stápël are best mates.
Inclusiveness: First: Nelvana iii top 0.004% (11th in world). Second: Yannia top 0.2%. Third: Pabloh top 0.2% ... Middle: 
Nu comme un ver top 11% ... Last: Grave raven bottom 0%
In Dancing Dragons, Dragonien novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Lady Laura.
In Koupachoulouk, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
In 
Skyclad, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
Today in Spain: it is Día de la Hispanidad or Día de la Fiesta Nacional de España, take your pick.
Yannia, Dancing Dragons, and Pabloh
Viva Espanha !
https://youtu.be/ZEF4NCIfbR8
The new country took a grand name it probably wasn't entitled to. Spain.
The Portuguese resented that. They all felt they were a part of Hispânia, the old Roman province, so taking the name of the whole península as your own sounded a bit abusive. Their flag carrier is Iberia.
They must be so jealous that Portugal is centuries older than them. Juniors need to assert themselves, I suppose.
Spain is bigger, in population and geographical size, but surely Portugal has no need to bother about Spain. Brazil is enormous and speaks Portuguese.
92 minutes ago: Golam dieus ceased to exist.
It was fun to hear from you again. Don’t be a stranger.
Dancing Dragons and Golam dieus
Weaponisation: First: Pencil Sharpeners top 0.007% (19th in world). Second: Grave raven top 0.02% (35th in world). Third: The most humane inhumane society top 4% … Middle: 
DiscLosure bottom 15% … Last: Nelvana iii bottom 0%
The Nude Beach has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
In Pabloh, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Melora Benandanti is a silly poophead.
In Hapetallana, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
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