Population | 25.468 billion |
Capital | Rome |
Leader | Chancellor Giancarlo Andreotti |
Faith | polytheism |
Currency | Roman Lira |
Animal | manatee |
The Kingdom of San Pellegrino Romana is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Giancarlo Andreotti with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.468 billion Romans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Roman economy, worth an astonishing 10,142 trillion Roman Lire a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 398,251 Roman Lire, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,543,032 per year while the poor average 70,448, a ratio of 21.9 to 1.
Rome's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, and women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Pellegrino Romana's national animal is the manatee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is polytheism.
San Pellegrino Romana is ranked 275,625th in the world and 1st in Novus Ordo Seclorum for Safest, scoring 7.31 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in San Pellegrino Romana, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels.
- : San Pellegrino Romana was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in San Pellegrino Romana, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper.
- : Following new legislation in San Pellegrino Romana, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
- : Following new legislation in San Pellegrino Romana, Rome's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
- : Following new legislation in San Pellegrino Romana, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals.
- : Following new legislation in San Pellegrino Romana, political shows are fit for purpose.
- : Following new legislation in San Pellegrino Romana, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
- : San Pellegrino Romana was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Anarchy".
- : Following new legislation in San Pellegrino Romana, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in San Pellegrino Romana.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.