The Imperial Federation of The State of Monavia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charles IX and Elizabeth VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, public floggings, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 38.994 billion Monavians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chalcedon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Monavian economy, worth an astonishing 10,385 trillion Monavian thalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 266,337 Monavian thalers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,075,531 per year while the poor average 44,021, a ratio of 24.4 to 1.

Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, doctors fax when they need facts fast, and artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The State of Monavia's national animal is the golden eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The State of Monavia is ranked 287,422^nd in the world and 3^rd in Nova for Most Primitive, scoring -498.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.