Population | 38.242 billion |
Capital | Riverdale |
Leader | Garry Owen |
Faith | Gott Mit Uns |
Currency | bushel |
Animal | Trash Panda |
The Holy Republic of GarryOwen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Garry Owen with a fair hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 38.242 billion Nationals are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.
The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riverdale. Income tax is unheard of.
The strong National economy, worth a remarkable 5,776 trillion bushels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 151,041 bushels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 472,916 per year while the poor average 36,987, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.
What's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. GarryOwen's national animal is the Trash Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gott Mit Uns.
GarryOwen is ranked 259,994th in the world and 4th in Northern Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 42.61 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : GarryOwen's influence in Northern Europe rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : GarryOwen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in GarryOwen, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in GarryOwen, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
- : Following new legislation in GarryOwen, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
- : Following new legislation in GarryOwen, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.
- : GarryOwen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Most Valuable International Artwork, the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Highest Disposable Incomes, and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : GarryOwen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : GarryOwen's influence in Northern Europe rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Following new legislation in GarryOwen, religious education is a new government priority.