The Assimilator of Stalinan Revanchists is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 6.277 billion Stalinan Revanchists are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The thriving Stalinan Revanchistsian economy, worth 357 trillion grivnas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 56,887 grivnas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 201,364 per year while the poor average 11,603, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Stalinan Revanchists's national animal is the ox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Stalinan Revanchists is ranked 126,747^th in the world and 2^nd in New Eastern Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -39.37 on the Scary Big Number Scale.