The Republic of Kyupaa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Winterlady with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 46.982 billion Kyupaans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ivdisha. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but stagnant Kyupaan economy, worth a remarkable 1,166 trillion chalices a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,836 chalices, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, there's a bright dawn ahead for Kyupaa, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Kyupaan weed picker are way up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyupaa's national animal is the porcupine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kyupaa is ranked 285,450^th in the world and 761^st in NationStates for Most Primitive, scoring -446 on the Scary Big Number Scale.