Population | 14.361 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Black Bear |
The People's Republic of Clarksdale is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 14.361 billion Clarksdaleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 43.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Clarksdalean economy, worth a remarkable 2,184 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,109 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, the military struggles with recruitment, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and there's more pink stuff on sale these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clarksdale's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Clarksdale is ranked 199,374th in the world and 4th in Mississippi for Safest, scoring 45.18 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Clarksdale was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Clarksdale, there's more pink stuff on sale these days.
- : Following new legislation in Clarksdale, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
- : Following new legislation in Clarksdale, the military struggles with recruitment.
- : Following new legislation in Clarksdale, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Clarksdale, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
- : Clarksdale was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Largest Black Market, and Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork and Most Developed.
- : Clarksdale was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Clarksdale, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears.
- : Following new legislation in Clarksdale, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations.