The Kingdom of Antaviana Maiana is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by James V with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.808 billion Antavianans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of la Pertussa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.2%.

The powerhouse Antaviana Maianan economy, worth 592 trillion Lliuras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 86,964 Lliuras, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and there's no such thing as bad publicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Antaviana Maiana's national animal is the Crestless Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianism.

Antaviana Maiana is ranked 84,598^th in the world and 13^th in Mediterranean for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,991.5 on the Gilded Widget Scale.