Resident Mangy Old Rat (Governor): 
The Abstract Entity of Horsell
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Abstract Entity of Horsell
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Plum Island, Valle de Arena, Osiris, Alex, and The Brotherhood of Malice.
Tags: Anti-Fascist, Featured, LGBT, and Minuscule.
Malphe contains 3 nations.
Today's World Census Report
The Lowest Crime Rates in Malphe
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, Malphe is ranked 14,768th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Abstract Entity of Horsell | New York Times Democracy | “*angry rodent noises*” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Silver Sin | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of GU 18th Air Wing | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Will Endure” |
Regional Happenings
- : Polar chimera ceased to exist.
- : The Abstract Entity of Horsell renamed the Governor's office from "Order of the Ram" to Resident Mangy Old Rat in Malphe.
- : The Abstract Entity of Horsell cancelled the closure of embassies between Malphe and Plum Island.
- : The Abstract Entity of Horsell cancelled the closure of embassies between Malphe and Valle de Arena.
- : The Abstract Entity of Horsell cancelled the closure of embassies between Malphe and Osiris.
- : The Abstract Entity of Horsell cancelled the closure of embassies between Malphe and Alex.
- : The Abstract Entity of Horsell cancelled the closure of embassies between Malphe and The Brotherhood of Malice.
- : The Abstract Entity of Horsell changed the region's banner.
- : The Abstract Entity of Horsell updated the World Factbook entry.
- : The Abstract Entity of Horsell altered the region's flag.
Malphe Regional Message Board
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Rmsboatymcboatface and A Giant Meteor
Omg ur featured!
Horsell, Rmsboatymcboatface, and A Giant Meteor
Congrats on being featured rat!! :D
Congratulations on being featured!
Hi
Hiiiii :)
Contact me via 
Malphe II if you want me to see it promptly.[/color]
A computer chatted to itself in alarm as it noticed an airlock open and close itself for no apparent reason.
This was because Reason was in fact out to lunch.
A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy.
It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide,
and quite a lot of million light years from end to end.
As it closed up lots of paper hats and party balloons fell out of it
and drifted off through the universe.
A team of seven three-foot-high market analysts fell out of it and died,
partly of asphyxiation, partly of surprise.
[color=red]Raided by: Lily[/color], [color=grey]The Black Hawks[/color], [color=green]Ema Skye[/color], [color=darkblue]the North Pacific Army[/color]
Founded 09/12/2017-ish
Featured 27/10/2020
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