The Most Serene Cloisters of The Redwall Abbey is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.972 billion Abbeyians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The frighteningly efficient an Abbeyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,215 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 97,537 Pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 535,733 per year while the poor average 9,025, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

Cities are engulfed by smog, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, adultery has been made a capital offence, and the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Redwall Abbey's national animal is the Mouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Redwall Abbey is ranked 87,117^th in the world and 5^th in Loamhedge for Safest, scoring 87.85 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.