The Respectable Republic of Olive Green Bird is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Olive G Bird with a fair hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.072 billion Olive Green Birdians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olive. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Olive Green Birdian economy, worth 94.0 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,088 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", interest in globalism never flags, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, and President Olive G Bird's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olive Green Bird's national animal is the Olive green bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Olive Green Bird is ranked 74,049^th in the world and 3^rd in League Of Allied Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.45 law-abiding acts per hour.