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Adinidia wrote:

I accept an D. UwU

A D for..? I’ll admit it’s unconventional to try to get a region to sign a non-agression pact by agressively* threatening them with a war of agression* and calling them jerks, but I daresay I have some doubts as to it’s effectiveness.

*see what I did there? :P

Glorious society wrote:

At this point its just a D for desperation

Anyways wonder what the political sphere of my country is considering im constantly flip flopping on womens and LGBT rights along with basic civil rights

The age-old ideology of “doing what we feel like”

So I found a dead opossum in my back yard earlier today. Thing had flies buzzing around it and stayed in the same place for over a hour while me and my buddy hung out on the porch. After my friend went home the possum was still lying there so I decided to dispose of him by throwing em into the brushfire my mom had started earlier in the day. Thing dosent move a muscle while it's being roasted and at the time I was absolutely positive it was dead....until I came back a hour later to find no trace at all of the corpse. Poor creature must have been playing dead the entire time and woke up in the middle of a fire. Next time I'm just gonna chuck any dead possums I find into the woods just in case, I feel awful about that.

Beer leader is thinking bout and making those calzones. Thinking bout both types but only making one.

New vedan wrote:

So I found a dead opossum in my back yard earlier today. Thing had flies buzzing around it and stayed in the same place for over a hour while me and my buddy hung out on the porch. After my friend went home the possum was still lying there so I decided to dispose of him by throwing em into the brushfire my mom had started earlier in the day. Thing dosent move a muscle while it's being roasted and at the time I was absolutely positive it was dead....until I came back a hour later to find no trace at all of the corpse. Poor creature must have been playing dead the entire time and woke up in the middle of a fire. Next time I'm just gonna chuck any dead possums I find into the woods just in case, I feel awful about that.

That... is darkly hilarious

Daniel strode through the labs escorted by a small retinue of scientists and generals. The underground complex was filled with scientists and test subjects alike. He arrived at Observation Room 1. Entering, he was greeted by the sight of his head of Chemical Weaponry. "My president! The new chemical is a success." Daniel glanced over towards the testing room, ignoring the poor soul inside, and gestured for the showing to begin.

The testing doors opened and a scientist walked in. Two guards accompanied him. The subject weakly attempted to move away before the scientist injected the syringe. "As you can see, the subject once exposed to the chemical, the eyes dilate. The heartbeat speeds up." Daniel moved closer to the glass. The subject began to uncontrollably twitch. "It used to be that it took a couple hours to get to these symptoms but we've fixed that little problem. The next thing subjects experience muscle spasms. The subject tends to injure itself. The legs cease to work and the chemical eats away at the dead nerves and muscles."

"Next the subject begins to bleed from the eyes. Painful and prolonged. The heart rate speeds up and the subject tends to devolve into screaming. We, however, are thankfully spared from such cacophony through preemptive measures. Typically death is reached within 9 minutes although we have looked into speeding up and slowing down the process."

Daniel watched as the subject stopped moving. A disposal team entered, grabbed the cadaver, and left the room to dispose of it. After a couple minutes in thought, Daniel spoke. "Begin production. This new tool is going to be very useful. So much to do and so little time."

He turned and left the room. There was still more of the facility to review.

Mzeusia wrote:

Civil rights went down because I said that lesbians don't get special treatment when they murder people. Okay NS.

Everyone fares alike.

Cossack Peoples wrote:

Alrighty, if you call your gratification of Lady Sahara, a self-insert for your rather repugnant political beliefs good writing, then so be it. But my point is most of the little stories you've written as of late have been a bit... easily detectable as facades for expressing your beliefs on current events rather than actual writing, with sensical plot and direction. Not that I have anything against expressing beliefs, it's just that if you want to express your political beliefs, go to the Right-Wing Discussion Thread, because nobody here wants you to spoon-feed your somewhat eccentric beliefs through a Mary Sue. I mean, at the very least, spoiler your text because I'm fairly certain I knew your goddamn opinion on Stephen Colbert even before you decided to make a copy to cower before your self-righteous self-insert. No one wants to read that.

I hope you understand the tone I'm trying to set is not intended to start off a political argument, but just a request for you to write about something else and save the "I can't breathe" mockery for the forums, as it contributes nothing to this RMB.

((But didn't I place above you in the Rural Writing contest back then?))

(((PS If you want to curse and make it by NS's censors, just translate it into another language. I've gotten away with some pretty raunchy stuff by translating it into Ukrainian in my writing)))

The funniest part is where you thought I'd care about your feelings.

Mom's in a memory home. They just told us, "You can visit her, as long as it's outside, you wear a mask, and maintain social distancing." Oh, hell, no! I have a durable power of attorney. If I (and my brother) decide that it's best for Mom to get to hug her sons, at peril of death, so be it. And if they refuse, I'll sue their asses into oblivion.

Loftegen 3 wrote:

The funniest part is where you thought I'd care about your feelings.

No, the funniest part is how long it took you to respond.

And with so little, too!

Loftegen 3 wrote:

I enjoy a good argument, of course: https://youtu.be/7VG2aJyIFrA?t=154

It's kind of odd you write stuff like this yet still pretend to be an 'enlightend liberal'.

I don't recall having ever pretended to be an enlightened liberal

Time for a new poll, coming at you faster than a goose in a wheelbarrow flying down Mount Everest. Vote now! region=lazarus#poll

Adinidia wrote:

Guys?I was to say...sorry because of my acts. U_U
But really,you guys of Lazarus has got a great flag for Lazarus.It's symbolic and really expressive.

Sorry we said that you should swallow your own head.