LazarusBoard

The martian democracy wrote:

BTW who wants to roleplay

Ah yes good ol' TMD

Treadwellia wrote:

Tubbius the Rotund is awake. He is perplexed: shower first or breakfast?

Why wait? I suggest you do both at once!

The martian democracy wrote:

BTW who wants to roleplay

Aligned City-States south america died this marks a new period of laz history

people we need to employ better cuisine! yummy burgers made of our national animals! endangered species nuggets! dinosaur steaks!

good night

With tomorrow's being Easter in Treadwellia, Tubbius the Rotund has His yearly stint at Piggy Cliff Mall where He comes dressed as Mr. Hoppy the Easter Bunny!

This year finds Mr. Hoppy needing a bit larger chair to sit in as He entertains children and takes photographs, though. He has attained a bit more cushioning in the rear this past year, it seems.

I don't know what endorsement is tbh can someone explain

LAZCORP PREVAILS!

We are getting LazCorp back. I’m sure you are all excited.

New Rogernomics wrote:

LAZCORP PREVAILS!

We are getting LazCorp back. I’m sure you are all excited.

LAZCORP PREVAILS! - April fools!

by The 🐈 Kingdom of New Rogernomics

LAZCORP PREVAILS

DISSENTERS IN OUR MIDST

THE ENEMY SEEKS TO DESTROY OUR WAY OF LIFE

TRUST IN THE BOARD!

READ THE LIFETIME EMPLOYEE CONTRACT

1. ALL EMPLOYEES AND CONTRACTORS MUST PLEDGE TO NEVER CRITICIZE THE CEO AND BOARD OF DIRECTORS TO AVOID PREMATURE CONTRACT TERMINATION.

2. LAZCORP SHALL HAVE OWNERSHIP AND JURISDICTION OVER ALL FORMER AND CURRENT RESIDENTS OF LAZARUS IN ACCORDANCE WITH BOARD POLICY.

3. EVERYONE MUST EAT IN LINE WITH BOARD POLICY. SLIM BODIES ARE NOT TUBBY BODIES. EXCLUSIONS ARE ANIMALS, FURRIES, AND ANY OTHER CREATURES OR PERSONS FICTIONAL OR OTHERWISE.

4. ALL EMPLOYEES WILL BE REQUIRED TO PAY A DAILY LEVY TO TREADWELLIA WHICH SHALL INCLUDE BUT NOT BE LIMITED TO CHOCOLATE, CONFECTIONARY TREATS, COOKIES, PIES, AND CAKE.

5. PREMATURELY INVALIDATING THIS CONTRACT WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION IN ACCORDANCE WITH BOARD POLICIES AND PROCEDURES.

6. THESE BOARD PROCEDURES MAY INCLUDE DISMEMBERMENT AND EXTREME FORCE. BODY MAY BE REPURPOSED FOR RESEARCH OR MADE INTO SOYLENT GREEN.

PS: April fools

Read dispatch

His Immensity needs to get sized for new business suits, then.

Calption wrote:

Could we start a new shared RP?

can i join i know you are bored and want to say no but its like 5 who talk on the rmb and say any thing so pls let me join

Big brother inkist wrote:

old odl nahh he is new

From where i came from he is kinda old

He always asked people to join his RP

Renea wrote:

Seconds ago: Following new legislation in Renea, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Fuwalafuwalu.

food quality increases

how do you feel about acssa death It was just lying when he said he would outlive me and be here forever.That's my role by never dying