The Free Land of United Republic of Birkaal is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Nyêsīês Drōênī with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.073 billion BĪrks love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skrâtōrlēâ. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bīrkên economy, worth 114 trillion Kshâēs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,344 Kshâēs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can represent some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but not all of the people all of the time, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and Bâhāêhênism has been named as United Republic of Birkaal's national religion. Crime is totally unknown. United Republic of Birkaal's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bâhāêhênism.

United Republic of Birkaal is ranked 45,162^nd in the world and 1,459^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 104.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.