The Centurion states of Trima of Porymonia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mokk Varkinor with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, disturbing lack of elderly people, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.609 billion Trimen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mozbak. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Triman economy, worth a remarkable 2,818 trillion TriComms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 327,443 TriComms, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

New urban roads are threatening city parks, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porymonia's national animal is the pink maned antilope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Divadom.

Porymonia is ranked 293,512^th in the world and 68^th in 001 Alpha Prime for Nicest Citizens, with 0.1 average smiles per day.