The Bannorn of Azcanta is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Bann Geriba vos Shigan with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.579 billion Azcantans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leor. The average income tax rate is 18.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Azcantan economy, worth 325 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,516 kamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, every workday begins with group therapy, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Azcanta offered the words "peace be upon you", and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Azcanta's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Vezkelios.

Azcanta is ranked 178,981^st in the world and 18^th in Latinoamerica Libre for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 39.93 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.