The Colonial Empire of Bealtiamor is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 556 million Bealtiamorians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beal City. The average income tax rate is 41.1%.

The powerhouse Bealtiamorian economy, worth 49.7 trillion Beltian Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,340 Beltian Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

What's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle, and environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bealtiamor's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bealtiamor is ranked 48,933^rd in the world and 15^th in Roses Without Thorns for Most Beautiful Environments, with 691.58 pounds of wildlife per square mile.