The Constitutional Triarchy of Roighelm is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Stimmevolkes Martin Brune with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.364 billion Roigens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erwigenstadt. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roigen economy, worth 301 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,508 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roighelm's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Roighelm is ranked 5,127^th in the world and 4^th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 130.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.