The Empire of Chi Ari is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.211 billion Chi Arians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise Palace. The average income tax rate is 22.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Chi Arian economy, worth 408 trillion ImperialEuros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,600 ImperialEuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chi Ari's national animal is the Chimera, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chi Ari is ranked 169,350^th in the world and 140^th in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 65.34 on the Clooney Contribution Index.