The Federal Republic of Komarin is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Premier Roland McGavok with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.366 billion Komarinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Selkirk. The average income tax rate is 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Komarinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,142 trillion Komarin Zloties a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 130,932 Komarin Zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, a man's 250 square-foot apartment is his castle, and Premier Roland McGavok's Twitcher account is typically used to share Red Tail Hawk memes rather than government policy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Komarin's national animal is the Red Tail Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Starism.

Komarin is ranked 177,935^th in the world and 7,225^th in Balder for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 459.98 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.