The State of KINISTASTARD is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Michael Shaheen with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 4.89 billion KINISTASTARDians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 30.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient KINISTASTARDian economy, worth 526 trillion shekels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,642 shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, the children of KINISTASTARD are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KINISTASTARD's national animal is the Hoopoe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

KINISTASTARD is ranked 229,501^st in the world and 3,981^st in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.