Population | 2.206 billion |
Capital | Tullamore |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | euro |
Animal | leopard |
The Republic of Offaly is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.206 billion Offalyians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.
The tiny, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tullamore. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.
The very strong Offalyian economy, worth 147 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 66,740 euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 193,286 per year while the poor average 18,262, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.
Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, Offaly has designated Tullamore as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Offaly in an international press conference, and Roman Catholicism has been named as Offaly's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Offaly's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Offaly is ranked 194,516th in the world and 13th in Irish Lands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -1.25 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Offaly's influence in Irish Lands rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : Offaly was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Offaly's influence in Irish Lands rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : Offaly's influence in Irish Lands rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
- : Offaly's influence in Irish Lands rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Offaly's influence in Irish Lands rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Offaly's influence in Irish Lands rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Offaly's influence in Irish Lands rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Offaly's influence in Irish Lands rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Offaly's influence in Irish Lands rose from "Zero" to "Vassal".