The Free Commonwealth Republic of Gujarat Parma is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Reema Patel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.627 billion Gujaratis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Administration, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khodiyarnagar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Gujarati economy, worth a remarkable 1,539 trillion Chandis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 178,444 Chandis, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 980,128 per year while the poor average 16,512, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

Reema Patel can cry on demand, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, the government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless, and a major piece of minority legislation allows a majority of minority interests to majorly undermine majority politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Gujarat Parma's national animal is the Cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Gujarat Parma is ranked 21,305^th in the world and 33^rd in India for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 270.51 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.