The Calm Nation of Morbus is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Council of Liches with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 7.655 billion Morbusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lethe. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Morbusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,551 trillion Danakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 202,715 Danakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One can wake up in Morbus and have breakfast in Bigtopia, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, contestants on Morbus's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morbus's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Magitekism.

Morbus is ranked 6,919^th in the world and 7^th in Hell for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,189.59 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.