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We have had wnough of you, our economy has reached an all consuming level. As such we shall now consume your pitiful nation and debase your government.
Our words are backed by nuclear weapons
Our words are backed by nuclear weapons
Send me your nukes, they’ll be shot down above your pitiful countries. Maybe the radiation will make you smarter as my dinosaur cyborgs eat you
What abount ground torpedoes
Also in the interest of protecting the glorious capitals of all nations involved, Alexatian will be deploying a division of troops to every nation’s capital city. These troops will act as bodyguards for the leaders and any other important officials. They will also make sure there is no widespread damage to these historical cities.
Falcons simply have no chill. Lortastickaland does not know how to make peace. Belavya knows how to keep it's populace in check, unlike falconland.
Perhaps our sentient Pidgeons that like to troll should fly over your city and poop on your populace.
We would like everyone to know, the majority of our civilians will not participate in this barbaric act of throwing a country’s weight around. We would also like to remind that we have all our assassin guilds currently open to accepting all foreign contracts and will not cease our selling of plasma weaponry, we are also adding our genome corrupting and cellular degrading bio weapons for sale. We are the only nation with the cures for these, which we will also sell for an exorbitant sale of human sacrifices and human meat for our cannibal tribes.
We have made contact and invited the Divine Travellers of the Void to Huk Zomp. They came down from the heavens and are messengers of God! We hereby close our borders to all heretic nations, you will be converted or sent to the Devil’s domain.
*BREAKING NEWS*
Reports are coming in from Sindrigor that there has been shots fired near the monarch’s palace. No confirmed deaths so far but there have been reports that the monarch was wounded. We are waiting for a response from the Lortastickaland government. Alexatian soldiers claim no responsibility in the shooting.
The Monarch is okay. One of his many enhanced bodyguards jumped in the way, sadly some shrapnel hit him in the leg. We have yet to capture the criminal in this attempt of murder.
The new show, “The Daily Sacrifice,” has been created. It shows in HD the sacrificing of every first born child in our country. We appease the angry God of the Forest for you heathens.
How do you collect cards
It’s simple! Go to your Nation page and click the deck icon! You will then be brought to your deck page.
By George! I got my own card!
And I have 2 of your card!
And I have 3!
Kimderlopia has gloriously completed the region!
Do I keep my position or do I get a new one?
You get the new position of Regional Card Collecter!
Funny.
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