The Dictatorship of El Comodoro is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Pedro Sánchez with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, digital currency, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.768 billion El Comodoroans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juan Carlos Primero. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The powerhouse El Comodoroan economy, worth a remarkable 1,162 trillion Monedas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 98,822 Monedas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 754,706 per year while the poor average 3,539, a ratio of 213 to 1.

The hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give, and fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. El Comodoro's national animal is the Tiburón, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Católico.

El Comodoro is ranked 177,886^th in the world and 32^nd in Mum for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 53.58 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.