The State of Islas is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.81 billion Islasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The very strong Islasian economy, worth 636 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 26,722 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 173,735 per year while the poor average 1,635, a ratio of 106 to 1.

Election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, any reference to a higher being is punished with public shaming, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Islas's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Islas is ranked 181,101^st in the world and 7^th in Galapagos for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.