The Republic of Grande Zoumanie is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jérôme Dupied with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 4.969 billion Zoumaniens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerôme city. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zoumanien economy, worth 416 trillion zoulaffs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 83,782 zoulaffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every school is receiving a brand new eraser, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grande Zoumanie's national animal is the seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Grande Zoumanie is ranked 15,269^th in the world and 897^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 133.87 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.