Osiris is a Restorer. Returning nations are refounded here.
WA Delegate: 
The Ancient Matriarchy of Arkadia Universalis (elected )
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Valle de Arena, the Rejected Realms, The Black Hawks, Caer Sidi, The Brotherhood of Malice, Eientei Gensokyo, The Glorious Nations of Iwaku, Yggdrasil, Altino, Warzone Asia, Land of Cash, Karma, Suspicious, Malphe, One big Island, Japan, and 9 others.Warzone Airspace, Ijaka, Conch Kingdom, Sparkalia, The Gay Agenda, Astoria, Atlanticana, Warzone Africa, and Cudreobar.
Tags: Anti-Fascist, Featured, Game Player, Gargantuan, Governorless, Invader, LGBT, Monarchist, National Sovereigntist, Offsite Chat, Offsite Forums, Regional Government, and 2 others.Restorer, and Social.
Regional Power: Very High
Osiris contains 10,856 nations, the 4th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Scientifically Advanced in Osiris
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, Osiris is ranked 4,770th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Technocratic Union of Azurius | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Technology, Science and Merit for Prosperity.” | |
| 2. |  The Intergalactic Federation of Pepper Pepsi | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Sun Never Sets in the Pepper Pepsi Empire” | |
| 3. |  The Divine Infinite Technocracy of Dragonian Alliance | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “In the Extremes, Truth is Known” | |
| 4. |  The Third Federation of United Citizens Republics | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Servitium Fert Ordinem, Ordinem Fert Unitate” | |
| 5. | The Intermultiversal Nexus of Synturia | Father Knows Best State | “∞” | |
| 6. | The Merchant Emirate of New Caitarea | Corporate Bordello | “Prosperity, Industry, Glory” | |
| 7. |  The Absolute Monarchy of Kingdom of Nelrok | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Reap what is sown” | |
| 8. | The Zealous Crusader Theocracy of Biblemanstan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “A Fight for Faith” | |
| 9. | The Blue Lynx Nation of Nazbeth | Left-wing Utopia | “Power to the People” | |
| 10. |  The Federal Republic of Brillnuck | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Liberty, Equality, Democracy” |
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Last poll: “Star Wars - Choose a Side!”
Regional Happenings
- : The Republic of Ostarten was refounded.
- : The Grand Duchy of Adrial was refounded.
- : The Armed Republic of La Vitica departed this region for The North Pacific.
- : The Armed Republic of La Vitica was refounded.
- : The Republic of Guardsman7 was refounded.
- : The Republic of Guardsman5 was refounded.
- : The Empire of The Haven of Avalon was refounded.
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The Empire of Meryzone was refounded.
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The People's Republic of Hermitland departed this region for The Universal Union.
- : The People's Republic of Hermitland was refounded.
Osiris Regional Message Board
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If, hypothetically, I have the inclination and also the coin to afford it... could I be stuffed with candy instead? Might be a nice surprise if and when I eventually fall apart.
I am sad to announce that it is my last month here with Orisis. I have had a really good time being a part of Orisis, but it’s time for an end. Thank you all, I Wish All For Everyone.
Osiris' four leaf clover Patrick mayonnaise flag took me by surprise. I laughed.
Hello I am too
good morning
Why was it removed!
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Good afternoon
Ah. This is not advisable.
Several centuries ago, a wealthy woman owned an extensive almond orchard. She bought over her neighbours' orchards for unusually low prices. Rumour was that she obtained these by deceit or extortion, but neither she nor the neighbours confirmed this. She ended up with a near-monopoly of the almond market. But she also treated her workers badly, and they hated her.
When her time came to be immortalised, she chose to be stuffed with sugared almonds. On returning to her home, she was grabbed by her angry workers who didn't think she deserved immortality. She was hung from a tree and beaten with sticks. Her body was broken, and the sugared almonds spilled out. The excited children of the workers gathered and ate them.
So although immortal, the body can be severely damaged. Best not to have anything unusual inside in case you get attacked with sticks like the unfortunate woman P'nyah-tah.
Ah but the children! Think of the children! Blessed is the immortal soul of she who brings joy to the little ones, surely?
If you want to spend eternity with broken bones and torn flesh in exchange for five minutes of joy for a small group of greedy brats who will inevitably end up arguing over who got the most candy, that's your call. Personally I'd go with the straw, and maybe just hand out some candy to the kids. It'd be a better outcome for everyone, I'm sure.
That said, hemp stalks are proving more popular than straw these days. Apparently they have less dust, which is good if you have allergies.
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