The Hello of Werfondkhan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander Forest with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.125 billion Khanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ljónaborg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Werfondkhanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,027 trillion sticks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 126,452 sticks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 434,572 per year while the poor average 26,982, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

Biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, and books are so highly regarded in Werfondkhan that libraries are often revered as holy shrines. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Werfondkhan's national animal is the Werewolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Free Thinkers.

Werfondkhan is ranked 274,608^th in the world and 12^th in First World Order for Most Primitive, scoring -272.51 on the Scary Big Number Scale.