The State of Borujerd is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 14.604 billion Borujerdians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 65.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Borujerdian economy, worth 405 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,732 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is compulsory and nudity is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borujerd's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Borujerd is ranked 81,341^st in the world and 2^nd in Federal Republic of Russia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.34 law-abiding acts per hour.