The United Kingdom of United Kingdoms of Numenor is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 643 million United Kingdoms of Numenorians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 54.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient United Kingdoms of Numenorian economy, worth 24.4 trillion Numenorian Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,886 Numenorian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the United Kingdoms of Numenor Blood Tithe, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists, and nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Kingdoms of Numenor's national animal is the Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

United Kingdoms of Numenor is ranked 220,656^th in the world and 4,196^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.