The Democratic Republic of Aimwell is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 237 million Aimwellians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Aimwellian economy, worth 5.00 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,076 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, and children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aimwell's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aimwell is ranked 98,851^st in the world and 2,453^rd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.