The Presidental Repubilc of Lomacrato is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander Clinton with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.335 billion Lomocratons enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tulenson. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lomacratoan economy, worth 427 trillion Curos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 128,205 Curos, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, Alexander Clinton has killer fashion sense, and goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lomacrato's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christay.

Lomacrato is ranked 122,348^th in the world and 996^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.48 law-abiding acts per hour.