The Constitutional Monarchy of Greater Kanada is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 12.354 billion Canadians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 9.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Canadian economy, worth 582 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,165 Canadian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, and Greater Kanada has designated Ottawa as its capital city. Crime is almost non-existent. Greater Kanada's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Kanada is ranked 246,065^th in the world and 1,305^th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 66.89 on the Gilded Widget Scale.