The Semi-Constitutional Republic of Massechusetts is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The face behind this country with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 8.392 billion Masstonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Masstonian economy, worth 927 trillion Masstonian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,480 Masstonian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Massechusetts's national animal is the Great White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Massechusetts is ranked 190,282^nd in the world and 7^th in Kartakis for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 133.61 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.