The Empire of Klingenthalerburg is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 949 million Czechoslovaks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prague. The average income tax rate is 50.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Czechoslovak economy, worth 36.2 trillion Czechoslovak Korunas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,145 Czechoslovak Korunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Prague. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klingenthalerburg's national animal is the Leopard.

Klingenthalerburg is ranked 64,870^th in the world and 1^st in Greater Russia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 28.66 kickbacks per hour.