The Republic of Vorrica is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.15 billion Vorricans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Argyttos. The average income tax rate is 59.9%.

The Vorrican economy, worth 240 trillion vorisses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,689 vorisses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, postcards from Vorrican driving test centres are popular souvenirs, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vorrica's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vorrica is ranked 126,050^th in the world and 118^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Most Patriotic, with 12.78 flags saluted per person per day.