The United States of Aybrea is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Aklilu Kaleyesus Teklile with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.884 billion Aybreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ntunbe. The average income tax rate is 53.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Aybrean economy, worth 47.9 trillion detis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 25,443 detis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aybrea's national animal is the frigate bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is yo mama.

Aybrea is ranked 88,911^th in the world and 70^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Most Patriotic, with 16.33 flags saluted per person per day.