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As a supporter or member of The Baloominati, you are agreeing to the possibility of eternal happiness and joy at the hands of Baloo von Bruinwald XIII. Any mental damage due to an over-exposure of memes, movie parodies, songwriting, or Prickly Pears is not the legal liability of The Baloominati, its founder, or its member/supporters. We are in no way a cult or a group of religious fanatics. We simply wish to better each region we are implemented in. The root of The Baloominati is centrism and compassion. We strive to better the regional and interregional community with fun, prosperity, and an increase in casual RMB activity. Benevolent rulership under a democratic system at its true finest.

As a compassionate and centrist party, The Baloominati strives to include the interregional nations in the everyday life of our region. Embassies will always be accepted unless they're raiders or are filled with hateful ideologies. And who knows? Maybe our kindness will attract others from the farther regions of NationStates. The Baloominati loves others like it loves its own. And not in a creepy way. Please don't use that against us. Additionally, the Baloominati prides itself of forming strong bonds with the regions we do make embassies with, and by electing a Baloominati candidate, you can be sure that these relations with be strong and positive.

The purpose of The Baloominati can be boiled down to the simple idea of giving the people choice. A pure democratic system ensures that what the people want, happens, and The Baloominati is ready to adapt to the needs of the people. We in The Baloominati want the region to be at its finest, create a renaissance of sorts. People of all backgrounds, ethnicities, religions, and creeds come together to create content and trade. In regards to the structure of the government, RO positions shall remain the same. Compromise is key to unity. And unity is the key to a prosperous, eventful, and influential region. And a prosperous, eventful, and influential region leads to all of the fame and recognition that you want. Stability can be ensured through tried-and-true Baloominati leadership.

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To register for the Baloominati, simply telegram or respond to one of our recruitment posts. Nearly all registration will be accepted.

Baloo Kingdom, The Mongo Empire, Kingdom Of Englands, Galactic Powers, Socialist States of Ludistan, Zarbik, Sorianora, Team Leo, New Ryansville, The Joeanian Republic, Tsardom of Alaska, Cormoe, The Great Hiatus, Allertania, The state of drunkness, Coradortodos, Barrow Cove, Spleens, Austro-hungarian slavia, Poskukune

Kingdom of new hampshire, Lake huron republic, Royal canadian confederation, Lake erie republic, Lake ontario republic, Saarz, Ofthelord, Team lennox, Underfallen, Firdinandibirdinandi, Yes humans are recyclable, Thricium, Blitzton, Centrist antarctic islands, Theberstan, Messenger a, The frontier provinces, Banana pancakes, Milt the hippo, Komahina, Jose de san martins argentina, Korbloxian empire, Cliff clavins utopia, Mathuvan union, Yazakhastan, Wergamoria