The Who knows of Imperial Buzius is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by You decide with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.331 billion Buzians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insert City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Buzian economy, worth 594 trillion beroes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,912 beroes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 426,430 per year while the poor average 12,667, a ratio of 33.7 to 1.

The tax department is having withdrawal symptoms, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and warning signs caution Buzians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Buzius's national animal is the ostrich, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is well thats the whole thing innit.

Imperial Buzius is ranked 202,390^th in the world and 1^st in Ostro needed an API key so he for Safest, scoring 39.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.