The High Baronate of Boilanzandia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by High Baron Propael XVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory vegetarianism, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.602 billion Boilanzandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oilaboila. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Boilanzandian economy, worth 902 trillion boils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 250,674 boils, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,361,210 per year while the poor average 23,778, a ratio of 57.2 to 1.

School nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble, and teenage girls in knee-length surfer shorts have become a cultural icon of Boilanzandia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boilanzandia's national animal is the boil cows, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Propaelism.

Boilanzandia is ranked 4,152^nd in the world and 2^nd in Callista for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 128,846.62 Standard Monetary Units.